Findings:

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• But I have seen the sun just once
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• /.
• Shhh ... it's midnight!
• Where people go when people die
• ..
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• . o O
• 1+2+3+ ... +n : Proof by Picture
• flowers in a sea of calm blue glass . rattle
• . . . and this is how I feel
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• . -. - .-. --- .--. -.--
• Some thoughts on snow and other skyborne frozen particulates . . .
• ". . ."
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm

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