Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Helping people cheat
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I was sure it was her
- She always was devious in her beauty
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- I was a nice guy once
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- funny fat guy who dies
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- All he left her was alone
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The Girl Was a Guy
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- Her name was Natalie
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- making certain he was touching her
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- The Man Who Was (user)
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- A Woman Who Never Was
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Guys who wear skirts
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Good old fashioned fucking
- Fucking A
- The difference between fucking and making love
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- couch fucking
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not fucking bored
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Give me back my bike!
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- Video files inside .zip archives
- Fucking Anais
- How to clean a bathroom
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Fucking Karma
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Fucking, Austria
- Fucking superhero movies
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Keep fucking that chicken
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Respect The Fucking Monkey
- You just cut that guy off
- sane guy (user)
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Prison tough guy
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