02/06 - 2:57am (pst)
No
sleep for me
tonight. For some reason, I'm
wired. It could be that while I was lying in
bed earlier trying to fall asleep, I had the most wonderful
idea.
While lying there, I suddenly remembered that I had a carton of eggs in my fridge that I had bought when I first moved into the apartment in June. It occurred to me that those eggs were no doubt rotten and therefore had the potential to be very, very stinky if cracked.
It also occurred to me that I had never really done anything to express my hatred for McAfee.com, my previous employer.
As an evil Grinch-like smile inched across my face, I tried to tell myself it was a bad idea and I'd get caught, but of course it didn't work. So I grabbed the eggs and drove to the McAfee.com office where I used to work. You can guess what happened from there. Methinks employees will be pinching their noses in the morning.
Which brings me to now. I can't sleep. I'm not tired. I have to work in the morning. I'll never be able to get up. This is not good. This happens every night. I hate this. We should all switch to 28-hour days.