August 9, 2003 (idea) by tomtomclubpres

On a slightly lighter note, it is my first day here at www.everything2.com. Or is it?

I mean, sure, I've made mistakes in my past, like most people shy of Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, the Father Almighty (maker of heaven and earth).

But please don't get me wrong. I love to write. In fact, I wrote the Bible. Indeed, I am the Antichrist. Just kidding! He he hee! I even consider myself a humourable person, given the right and correct dossage(s) of medication. But lately I've taken to alcohol.

So anyway, my point is, I'm here, I'm happy, and there ain't no stoppin' me. Biatch!

LOOK OUT!

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