Born in 1981 in the homely town of Elizabeth City, North Carolina, my mother left my father at a young age (who soon divorced her and paid for it).
Ever since then, I've been living in Alabama, trying as hard as I can to keep it real and love people.
But it's hard...
In other news, nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm so very, very on lithium, which is a good thing because it keeps me from yelling at people and telling them the truth about how much they actually suck and wouldn't know a sane person if said human was fucking their own sweet mother up her unwiped ass.