This is not dissimilar to my prefered pre-clubbing drink; the mocha of death. The theory of this is to get as much caffeine and sugar into my system as fast as possible, in a palatable form. This fuels me for the night, and moreover caffeine tends to reinforce the phenylethylamines, which do after all include such favourites as amphetamine, pseudoephedrine and 3,4-methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine.

  1. Spoon a heaped tablespoon or 2 of instant coffee into a mug, with a tablespoon of sugar, and add half a pint of boiling water
  2. Make half a pint of cold hot chocolate, as detailed in my wu, in a pint glass
  3. Add the coffee to the pint glass, carefully.

The instant coffee will contain around 500mg of caffeine. The cocoa will contain another 50-100. There is also around 50g of sugar to contend with. This should keep you raving all night long, and is both cheaper, more delicious, and stronger than red bull and its analouges.