Imagine finding yourself in the middle of an S&M orgy and garden party consisting of fifty demented but generally good-natured epileptic people amped up on speed.

Got that so far?

Now imagine that all of these people are wearing silly hats and have megaphones strapped on their faces. No two of them speak the same language, and none of them speak the same language as you. Also, they're all over seven feet tall.

Then all at once and without any apparent signal, they all stop what they are doing (flogging each other, etc.), and start singing in eight-part harmony, all in perfect pitch, then begin uncontrollably projectile vomiting all over each other.

Then a herd of elephants stomps through, honk out The Godfather theme, stomp off, and crush six or seven partygoers on the way out.

Finally, some guy screams PSH-KA-KA-KA-OOOOH-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-OOH! and some other guy with an enormous afro smashes his guitar on your head.

This is sort of what listening to Fantomas is like.

It grows on you.