Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating (idea)

Okay, we all know this happens, so don't deny it! Here are some humourous examples:

• the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
• The time Uncle Bill flashed you and you discovered he was really your Aunt.
• Mom
• Dad
• The dog
• Did I forget to pick up milk?
• Did I pay my mortgage?
• Girlfriend's mother
• Girlfriend and her mother.
• Brad Pitt
• Sally Jesse Raphael
• The cast of Good Times