I just wish someone would let me out of the damn
box. Oh sure, I can
think outside the b
ox just fine.
No problemo. But getting outside of this
fucker? Do you realize how hard it is to even get a day-pass? I had to trade a weeks worth of
JELL-O™ rations with my leash
keeper just to get 12 hours with the lid open. And they made me wear a rubber mask and I didn't even get to watch
TV.
Do you know how painful it is to be beaten by a large bald man with your own
catheter?
It fucking sucks. You know, now that I really think about it, being outside the
box wasn't really all that great. A change of scenery, sure, but it wasn't really all that special or anything. Nope, no more outside the b
ox for me cause, between you and I, it's just not worth it.
I'd rather have my
fucking JELL-O™.