Katie P. wants me to draw her a lion. I don't know why. She is being extra whiny about it. I say I will draw her a lion.

I draw her a parrot. Katie pouts.

I draw her a monkey. Katie fusses.

I draw her a lion. Then at the last minute I add a rudder and sails and an anchor and rigging with little guys hanging off of it. Katie cries. Score.

Evil Rating: 4 of 10. Nothing special. Would have been 3 but for the bonus point for making a child weep.