The
second fictional character I have ever fallen in love with.
The
first was
Holden Caulfield, so you know where my mind's at:
Bring on the
tasty,
underachieving prep school boys!
Max Fischer's
best friend was
Dirk Calloway (nee
Dennis the Menace, but don't hold it against him). He was tight with
Herman Blume (friends in high places). He
failed everything.
He was a
barber's son.
He gave out his
extension number at school to
chicks whom he was
trying to score.
Glasses, neatly styled
hair,
blazer,
velvet suit. An
oval face.