Clothing sizes in the US have nothing to do with reality. I sit here now in my size 0 Banana Republic jeans. In my closet you will find some Tommy jeans, size 2 some Levis, size 4 and even a few 1s and 5s of various labels. THEY ALL FIT. In fact the size 0s are too loose and the size 2s are a bit tight. (!?!) No wonder women go around asking if they are fat. Men have these reasonable numbers for size that are directly related to the size of the waist of their pants. In womens' clothes it seems to be random.

This all said, I’d like to add that all of the name brand clothes mentioned in this node were bought second hand and the labels have been removed. Now that I think about it I think I’ll remove the goddamned size tags too.