I want to be just like Jamie Zawinski when i grow up, and so should you. After all, he wrote Netscape for Unix, founded mozilla.org, had a cubicle covered with camo netting and an axe over the door, and has an apartment filled with morbid postmodern manequins all posed in strange configurations and painted in eerie finger paint.

Plus, he has a business card from mosaic that just says

"Jamie Zawinski

Sigh. He's much cooler then me.