Why the college fraternity and sorority system is ridiculous |
I can't get published, but this crap can |
Stupid movie reviews are killing people |
Mr. Day Goes To Washington |
Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter? |
idiot |
The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split |
What She Said |
Idiotcy |
She doesn't really want a nice guy |
Were you here at all? |
Theroid |
Hate the deponent; like, the deponent |
If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale) |
Hits from the Bong |
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas |
Stupid, meat-eating monkeys |
Why Fox cancelled Firefly |
Living After Midnight |
patriopsychoticanarchomaterialism |
Why we smoke |
An important letter |
Witless Protection Program |
USDA cafeteria food |