Formerly hosted at Monash University, the Postmodernism Generator spews out entire essays of pomo mumbojumbo, highly similar to the stuff I'm reading in graduate school now. Here's a taste (of the generator, not the papers, though I'm not sure anyone could tell the difference):

3. The subsemiotic paradigm of context and conceptual sublimation

"Society is elitist," says Debord. But d'Erlette{3} holds that we have to choose between conceptual sublimation and postcultural capitalist theory. An abundance of theories concerning capitalist narrative may be revealed.

Yep, it even has footnotes. You can wow your professors with it at