A song by German Industrial band Kompressor in Action.

Destruction.. of all internet.
No more.. funny video.
No.. fat man.
Hitting computer.
No more.. joke list.
KOMPRESSOR.. send mail.
Forward.. to all.
For fifty ways.
Fifty ways, TO DESTROY MASS MEDIA!!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
KOMPRESSOR destroy mass media!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!

No sitcom.
No recorded laughing.
No.. catch phrases.
No broadcast radio.
No disk jockey.
No.. morning talk show.
No news paper.
No editorial.
No sports section!
No Dave Barry,
No Ann Landers,
And no more funny dog comic!

DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
Marmaduke DESTROY MASS MEDIA!

Brick falls sattelite, knock out of orbit.
Falling.. into ocean.
Fish get signal, for constant news broadcast.. advice, for investment.
Fish stock purchase, for capital power.
Fish.. rising up.
Capital power, the fish rising up.
FISH RISING UP!
TO DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
Ocean fish DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
KOMPRESSOR DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
Fish DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
Marmaduke DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
Joke list DESTROY MASS MEDIA!

DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
DESTROY MASS MEDIA!
KOMPRESSOR DESTROY MASS MEDIA!

--Kompressor in Action
As noted on the Kompressor in Action node, permission was acquired to post these lyrics, and they are in the public domain.