Nuked
JohnBaggins' writeup under
rape: "A fun pastime if you're smart enough. It's becoming harder to get away with as hyper-sensitives like (name of a noder) are becoming mainstream. Younger girls tend to nofity the authorities less often."
...Sorry, pal, this isn't your private litterbox. Crap elsewhere.
Removed nihilium's addition to The Single Sickest Joke Ever because the management called at the end of the last writeup for no more jokes to be posted. ...Nothing personal.