Ok,
my turn.
Washing your hands is unnatural. Now I mean that, but I mean a lot of things.
Hell, wearing shoes is unnatural. See my
point?
No? Let me
elaborate:
If you can't
trust your own genitalia to be clean, how can you
trust the
door handles,
flushing handles,
soap handles,
paper towel handles,
buttons,
knobs,
whatever? How can you trust that the
zipper and button on your pants are
clean? And the
water (yes, I'm being
excessive) How can you trust that anything is any cleaner than your
genitalia? You can't. Don't
bother.
In
addition,
post-toilet handwashing is paranoia on a grand scale. People are way too
scared of the little things living on them. They're too scared of those things, despite the fact that you depend on those little things to
survive. Oh sure, you don't depend on
shit bacteria to survive, but you are naturally equipped with
anti-shit bacteria bacteria.
I promise. People haven't always washed their hands.
Hell,
a huge chunk of the world still doesn't use toilet paper (or water).
So I give you a choice. You can use the
time, soap, water, and paper cleaning your hands every time you go to the bathroom to feed your
paranoid urges, or you can just walk out and hope that some
asshole hasn't left the
door handle wet.