Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry. (thing) by Sarcasmo

I AM PLEASED TO BE IN CONTACT
WITH YOUR ENTITIES.
I AM ENJOYING THIS MUCH.

These are the lines first uttered in the movie Sphere by the sphere. It is quite the eerie situation.

More freak-ass lines from the damned thing:

WHAT IS A GAME PLAN?
YES, NORMAN.
YES, NORMAN
I AM HAPPY ALSO.

Then it spews all these "NO"s

Then Dustin Hoffman says some things and tells the thing how good it is.

Then it disappears again. I feel the usefulness of quoting this starting to die, so I will now stop.

What do you say to Michael Crichton?	Sphere	Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective	I am not hitting on you
A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics	Things to check before you sign the lease	Lies my biker buddies tell	Early, before our hands knew what to do
I will kill you if I can	So how did you two meet?	Michael Crichton	Innocent contact with his flesh
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock	monoalphabetic substitution cipher	That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it	The Truth About Cats and Dogs
The -P convention	Marty McFly	Dustin Hoffman	Hey, how's it going?
Timeline	cult of personality	When the log rolls over we will all be dead