Don't forget...
--Do not actually know how to do anything on a computer *except* start
AOL.
--Think that getting disconnected after a certain amount of
idle time is a
Good Thing(tm).
--Think that the
chat room moderators are good at their jobs.
--Believe everyone who says they're an attractive
18 year old girl and wants to meet them in person.
--Believe that the
AOL browser is fast.
--Think that
12345 is a good
password (or combination for their
luggage).
--Call the
phone company whenever AOL's line is busy to find out why the
Internet is
broken again.