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The Ballad of Mark the Kramer (poetry)
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Pandeism Fish
Mon Mar 26 2012 at 17:06:33
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Then some
space-folk arrived
,
And they snatched him through time,
They took him far into the future
.
Mark the Kramer did not fret,
Though he broke a wee sweat,
And soon all the aliens needed
sutures
.
They made him compete
,
And it was quite a treat,
In the intergalactic
arena
.
Though the cheering was loud,
Turned his back to the crowd,
And, oh, then if only you'd seen it!!
With his axe in his hands,
He charged out from the stands,
To fight creatures from all different
planet
s
And though fierce they may be,
None could stand against he,
Who had come from from a land hewn in
granite
.
So the contests raged on,
And he won every one,
Leaving foes lying bloody and gory.
He left most of them dead,
With a blow to the head,
'cept the dragon from Rigel Centauri
For the dragon he thought
Like a
horse
could be taught
So he wrestled and grappled and pinned it.
And when he let it up
It was tame as a pup
And he'd done what was needed to win it.
When he'd won all the fights,
They gave him a return flight,
But discovered he'd only got meaner.
In the fighting he'd learned,
Just how keenly he yearned
For the land where the forests are greener.
They returned him apace
To his own time and place,
To the fields where the Brits he'd been slayin'
But the English all fled
When they lifted their heads
To see Mark the Kramer paradin'!!
For he rode on the back
Of a beast of attack,
A dragon from Rigel Centauri.
And this alien beast,
On their skulls it did feast,
So what more can I tell of this story?
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