Like the
One Ring, or those damned doubloons in the first
Pirates of the Caribbean flick, "it calls to us".... can I
not to node here? Bury the thought!! For
I am the
Pandeism Fish,
and I am that I am.
So one of the E2-Gods told me:
"After a re-reading of My Creation of Pandeism Fish it is apparent that you and Glowing Fish are the same person. E2 policy on multiple accounts is such that C!ing of stuff written by alt-accounts is forbidden, hence the withdrawal of the C! privilege. For now I'm inclined to have the ban stand, and (another E2-God) concurs. If you have anything to add, obviously (other E2-God) and I would be delighted to hear your side."
I found this to be unfortunate --
I had never claimed anywhere to be the same person as this
Glowing Fish character, and surely the
other write-up in this node could not be read against
me -- after all, being based on something that
Glowing Fish wrote. If he thinks I'm some alternate personality of his (based on the mere
happenstance of my
stalking him pretty much like you'd expect your alternate personality to stalk you), then he's just
delusional!!
But to be fair, first off I
did get my C!'s back, eventually, and secondly, I did torment poor Glowing Fish by playing along with his theory, and third of all, I
am undoubtedly the creator of the
Pandeism Fish -- and what is the
Pandeism Fish, after all?
It is in a way an updated take on the
icthys, the "Jesus fish." Well, some people use a
symbol of a
fish to symbolise
Jesus -- why? Because there's a
passage somewhere in the
Bible where
Jesus does something with fish. He wasn't a
fisherman, and there's no real connection to fish more than that, so it would be just as reasonable to use a symbol of a
wine glass or a broken
bread loaf or an oiled-up
foot massage.
I am told, now, that: "The fish was an early symbol for Christianity because if you take the first letters of "Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour" in Greek, you get "fish" in Greek" -- so, a clever word game, but like extractable Bible codes, a countless number of those must be available!!
But the
Pandeism Fish is a "fish" symbolising
Pandeism -- it has genuine symbolism unique to the
faith for which it stands. The "
tail" of the fish is but an ever-so
concave triangle of
golden
light, roughly at a right angle but tilted so that right-angle forms an
arrow point, representing the energy of our Creator passing into that triangle point. The "
body" of the fish is that famed light-blueimage of the
cosmic background radiation, left over from the
Big Bang, and so symbolising the
transition of our Creator in becoming our Universe itself in that stupendous, most momentous of
moments!!
And to be completely forthright, the design came upon me while standing in one of the more modest
art galleries of
San Francisco, staring at a painting meant to represent a double-barreled view of an
oscillating Universe at an
angle askance.
So that is what the
Pandeism Fish is, and really is all that it is, and I will put it on the record as well that I am not, and never have been,
rumble fish,
Albert Fish,
Erik Fish,
Percolator Fish, or
Stanley Fish.... as for
I Have Zero Fish, I just don't see how that could even make sense. And
fish slapping maniac had better just stay the
hell away from me. And the rest of
Fishville. I'm laying down the
law, here, after all.