We used to sing this all of the time back at college. Calvin College, to be precise (The theologian, not the comic book character or president)

(To the tune of Jesus Loves the Little Children

Napalm sticks to little children
All the children of the world
Red and Yellow, Black and White
They are burning through the night
Napalm sticks to all the children of the world

*bows* Thank you, thank you.