I bastardized Meet James Ensor by They Might Be Giants in honor of our fearless leader.
Meet Nate Oostendorp
Meet Nate Oostendorp, Everything's famous maker
/msg him up and shake his hand
Appreciate the man
Before there was E2, before there were nodes
He lived with Hemos and the torments of bones
The 'net was transformed
A crowed gathered round
Posting on his website so they could be M-Noders
And meet Nate Oostendorp, Holland's famous coder
Raise a Ching! and nuke a node
Understand thefez
He lost all his friends
He didn't need his friends
He burned down the apartment and Hemos moved away
The world has forgotten
The world moved along
The crowd in the chatterbox went back to their jobs
Meet Nate Oostendorp
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Holland's famous coder
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/msg him up and shake his hand
Appreciate the man