The latest supernoodles commercial has surpassed even previous standards of tasteless hilarity.

Open with long shot of lavatory shown through open bathroom door at the end of corridor.
Cue music - Johnny Cash's rendition of Ring of Fire

Hold shot for thirty seconds while chorus plays

"I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burn, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

Caption: "New Vindaloo supernoodles. You have been warned".

Close.