The latest supernoodles commercial
has surpassed even previous standards of tasteless hilarity
Open with long shot of lavatory shown through open bathroom door at the end of corridor.
Cue music - Johnny Cash's rendition of Ring of Fire
Hold shot for thirty seconds while chorus plays
"I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burn, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
Caption: "New Vindaloo supernoodles. You have been warned".