Things you should consider before opening your mouth in Glasgow and the rest of Scotland. Especially if you're new around here.

The Scottish are great. Fullstop. Warmhearted, hospitable with a great sense of humour. But there are some things that should not be said, just out of respect to the Scottish nation! I would suggest that Edinburgh should never be mentioned: it's not really Scotland, it's more like a tiny scottish themed disneyish theme park.

For starters:

If you'd think of ignoring this little bit of advice, always remember that Scotlands per capita percentage of stabbings is considerably higher than anywhere else in Europe.