Things you should consider before opening your mouth in Glasgow and the rest of Scotland. Especially if you're new around here.
The Scottish are great. Fullstop. Warmhearted, hospitable with a great sense of humour. But there are some things that should not be said, just out of respect to the Scottish nation! I would suggest that Edinburgh should never be mentioned: it's not really Scotland, it's more like a tiny scottish themed disneyish theme park.
If you'd think of ignoring this little bit of advice, always remember that Scotlands per capita percentage of stabbings is considerably higher than anywhere else in Europe.