The common title of the following joke, I am not sure of the origin:

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. Picking it up, he pulls out the cork...

    Sure enough, out pops a huge blue genie. The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from my prison. In return I will grant you three wishes."

    The man says "Perfect.... I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

    Suddenly, there is a flash of light and a detailed list with Swiss Bank account numbers appears in his hand.

    He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."

    There is another flash of light and a bright red Ferrari appears right next to him.

    He continues, "Finally, I want to be irrestible to women."

    A final blaze of light and he turns into a box of chocolates!