Hello everyone. It's me. The light. You remember me.

I know you've missed me, even with all those fancy electric things that remind you of me in the darkness. You know it's not the same.

I won't apologise for neglecting you. I've been busy down south. And anyway: when did you last apologise? Do you even know what you need to apologise for?

Never mind. It's all right. I don't need your worship. I was here before you came and I'll be here when you're long long gone. You can worship your pale Nazarene if you like, and feel free to welcome his coming. I know it's really me that you mean. You know it too, deep down. Don't pretend you can kid yourself that well.

I know it too. So thanks for the welcome. You'll be seeing more of me.