Dem bones is not a corporeal person. The
benevolent dictator of
E2 is actually just a puppet, chanelling the
spirit of
Alexander the Great. Hence he calls himself
dem bones, he's been dead for millennia. The day-to-day operation of
E2 is dictated to the "bones" we know and love via his
ouija board mouse pad.
Next week, we'll learn about how
team jet-poop is really working for the
trilateral comission, and
Dman was actually a reincarnation of
Atilla the Hun.