The old fashioned way of disposing of a corpse
is very simple and has been
done this way for millenia
Cut the corpse into six pieces, for transportability.
Remove or crush the teeth and clip or burn off long hair.
Drop the corpse parts into a pig-pen with 16 full grown pigs
who haven't eaten in 48 hours.
Wait about 8 minutes.
Beware of pig farmers, and those who know where pig farms are located.
Thanks to "Brick Top", Alan Ford, and Guy Ritchie.