But then the back roads are so much more fun..... or at least they are in Britain
My limited experience of American roads has shown that even back roads are straight with 90 degree bends when they want to turn.. For anybody who hasn't driven on British back roads they twist and turn constantly - mainly because they follow the paths that were created by drunken horse and carts oh so long ago. In fact, straight roads are a positive novelty in that they only exist where the Romans built them (My, those Romans were clever). Anyway, I digress...
Considering the lack of cruise control in Britain it is a known fact that driving on a motorway is positively boring and tiring on the accelerator foot because it has to be held at a certain point for hours on end. Thats why back roads are fun - they present an ever changing scenery - a challenge!!
I suppose this has been exacerbated by the sudden popularity of rally driving because when I am driving down a country lane it is as though I am Colin Mcrae in a Subaru Impreza Turbo: Power down the straight... "Hard Right, Left!" .. clutch down, into 3rd, blip the accelerator and take the first corner beautifully. Change up one to power around the second ..... "Twat in a BMW the size of a tank"...... foot down until right up behind him so he knows who's boss. He may have 4 litres of engine but his car handles like a cruise liner. Then you hear the call "Easy left, long straight". Ease off the gas, change down one to get the revs into the power band then nail it!
by the time he has realised that there is a straight you are back up his arse and 10 miles an hour faster, you swerve out and completely humiliate the self important bastard who would have left you for dust on the motorway.....wonderful stuff!!!
Well, that's why I take the back roads...
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