"In Rod we trust
From the Simpsons TV show. Acts as a nuclear reaction moderator slowing down neutrons required for the proper fission of uranium. Saved Homer and the Space Shuttle crew by holding the airlock door shut. Voted Time Magazine Man of the Year. Employee of the month at Springfield's nuclear power plant.
For these and other heroic duties, nominated to Everything 2 Presidential Candidates for 2000
Thank you for your support! See you in 2004.
Announcing the ICR'04 campaign: Inanimate Carbon Rod has chosen Chicago Cubs World Series losing Lifeless Leather Baseball for running mate.