Findings:
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- And yet he continues to sit there
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- he would have cried
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- King George he had a Date
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- he would have laughed
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- and now forever frozen in time he
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- He's been places they have not.
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- as if he didn't exist
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He had something to say. He said it.
- he had a dream
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- sit down
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Kill time before it kills you
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Questions I have had today
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- during down time at E2
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- In the time you have
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Like kicking dead whales down the beach
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- The cathedrals that didn't fall down
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- I had pleasant times as well
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- if you have had your midnights
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Kids have no concept of time
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- Before Time Was
- A Love Before Time
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Computers have no sense of time
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Long Haired Preachers
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- before either of us had to turn away
- Dead people I have known
- I've been dead a long time
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- dead time
- I've had you here before
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- They didn't have the heart
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- You'd better sit down
- Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- I didn't always have this cool job
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- a frozen corpse, a pile of rags, an assortment of bones. i sit down, next in line.
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- I had a really good time tonight
- The Land Before Time
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I have had enough of Survivor
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- We have had enough of your beige
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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