A creative way of serving fish sticks. Take six toothpicks and five fish sticks. Using one fishstick as the body, join four fish sticks, two at either end, pointing down in the same direction. These are the legs. Then take another and break it in half and attach it to one end with another toothpick, pointing up instead of down. This is the head. For artistic effect, you can use a toothpick as a tail. It helps to announce your creation before serving it, so that people know what the fuck you just made. If the mood grabs you, take one of your creations and move it around on the plate, exclaiming "meow ... I'm tasty!". Note that this can also be done with one potato, four butter knives and a fork.
For a visual demonstration of this recipie, see the movie Cabin Boy with Chris Elliot.