Some cheers to say, shout, scream, sing or whatever just before downing a pint of beer. I know a bunch but can only think of a couple off hand.

Here's to you
Here's to me
Here's to friends we'll always be
And if by chance you disagree
Well, fuck you and here's to me

(this one's an army one)

Here's to the hole that never heals
The more you rub it the better it feels
And all the soap this side of hell
Won't wash away that fishy smell
Wine, women, song, vice
Syphilis, blue balls, crabs and lice
We've had 'em all by jesus christ
Gentlemen, the Queen.

The boy may kiss his girl goodbye
the sun may kiss a butterfly
the wine may kiss the crystal glass
and you my friend may kiss my ass
(stolen from achan's home node)

There's another one I heard that starts something like:

Cheers to beers
And virgin's tears

and it was quite good but I can't for the life of me remember it. Anyone else?

From the simple 'chin chin' in France to my favourite, from Charles Bukowski, though I don't know if I have the quote exactly right.

Sometimes something good happens and you drink to celebrate.
Sometimes something bad happens and you drink to commiserate.
Sometimes nothing happens at all and you drink to see if you can make it start.

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