Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "did you miss the part where you kissed me in the middle of the Forbidden Section of the library with monstrous books trying to kill us?"

• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Where kisses take us
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• The Republic: Book IV, Part 1
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book IV: Section 2
• The Green Book - Part 1
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section I
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• The Republic: Book VII, Part 2
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Kill the lights in the middle of the road
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 9
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 3
• The Republic: Book V, Part 2
• How books get into libraries
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book IV: Section 5
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section VIII
• kill me (user)
• kill me now (user)
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Kiss Me
• It kills me to watch them go
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section IV
• The Republic: Book IV, Part 2
• reshelving books in a library
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 7
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 3
• The Green Book - Part 2
• The Republic: Book IX, Part 1
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book IV: Section 3
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• vanished like a book from the library
• The Republic: Book VIII, Part 1
• That which does not kill me...
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• She kills me
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Kill Us, Lastly
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• OBAFGKM
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• The Republic: Book III, Part 2
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section II
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section XI
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• The Republic: Book VI, Part 1
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 6
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 4
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 1
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 10
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 8
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 8
• Books made me a person
• The Republic: Book V, Part 1
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book VII: Section VIII
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Where did Archie find the time?
• What did you See in Me?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book IV: Section 4
• The Republic: Book III, Part 1
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Please Kill Me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Someone please kill me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• kiss me quick
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• kiss once again, and part
• Jenny Kissed Me
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• The Republic: Book VII, Part 1
• The Republic: Book IX, Part 2
• The Republic: Book VIII, Part 2
• The Republic: Book VI, Part 2
• The Republic: Book II, Part 2
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section V
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section III
• The Republic: Book X, Part 2
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section VII
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section X
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section VI
• The Republic: Book X, Part 1
• The Republic: Book II, Part 1
• The Green Book - Part 3
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section XIII
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 2
• Examination of the Prophecies:The Book of Matthew - Part 2
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 5
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 1
• Where My Books Go
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 4
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 2
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book II: Section 7
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 6
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 11
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 5
• He brings me books like flowers
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book I: Section XII
• The Republic: Book I, Part 2
• I dreamt of rejection and lost library books
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Used Book Story To Middle East Backstory
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book IV: Section 1
• Where did you get that hat?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• My first comet
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Where Did I Come From?
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• who did this to me?
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• did you kiss the face of the night?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Nicomachean Ethics: Book III: Section 12
• The Republic: Book I, Part 1
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• What we think we know can kill us
• how my computer nearly killed me
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XI Wilful and Forbidden Acts in Respect of Certain Property
• I have asked my library to ban a book

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