That little bit of
television where you
learn from an
early age that no matter how
terrible the situation is,
cold beer can make it a
party. No
toilet paper? Well, with
beer it's alright! Your
car fall off a
cliff? Here, have a beer! It's a good thing! Was your
city buried in an
Earthquake? Well, we'll
loot this
liquor store and with some
brewskis we can
forget all about the fact that your
family is under 20 feet of
rubble.
Even Mentos aren't this strong.