bongs are a quick way to get shitfaced
. They're pretty simple
A long hose
, usually about 18-36" with a funnel
attached to one end.
With one end of the tube
near your mouth
, covered with your thumb
, beer is poured into the funnel and fills the tube. After getting most of the air bubbles
out, the thumb is removed and the tube placed in the mouth.
NOW SUCK IT DOWN! GO GO GO GO!!!
Some people claim to be able to "open their throats" and let the beer flow
down. I have no doubt this is possible, but it's urban legend
as far as I'm concerned. Most people just drink as fast as they can, which usually isn't fast enough. Beer gets all over the damn place
Like I say, you can get pretty fucking drunk using these. A bong virgin
will sometimes spew
all the beer right back up after gagging
beer bongs will have a nice, large diameter
tube, big funnel, and a valve
at the mouth end so you don't need to depend on your thumb, in case you get too drunk
to maintain motor skills