The Black Knight’s Song

Plug up both my ears,
I’ve still a sense of smell.
Poke out both my eyes
And I’ll see you rot in hell,

Swing your sword at me
And chop off both my feet,
I’ll rise up on my shoeless stumps
And chase you down the street.

Slit my throat
Cut out my tongue?
I’ll call for the police
And have you hung!

If you sever my arms
I’ll knee you in the crotch,
If my heart stops ticking 
I’ll use a bloody watch.

And when my brain bursts open 
In a sudden, fiery flood,
I’ll embrace you with my body
And drown you in my blood.

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