They tend to have a lot of useless crap on the walls, like toy trollies, old sneakers, ugly cardigans, aquariums, and stolen traffic lights.

No shit, there I was, trying not to retch at the sight of Lady Elaine Fairchilde hitting on Handyman Joe Negri over a strawberry daquiri. In walks Betty Aberlin in a beaded mini dress. She grabs a table with Henrietta Pussycat, and I swear to god, by the time I had finished my potato skins the two of them were tongue wrestling.

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