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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• When I have female children
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Stoned music memories
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm Down
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I remember when we built real forts
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• When the World Ends
• I'm not a part of this world
• When water chokes you
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Ethics in the Real World
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• when we owned the world
• I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
• You don't have any real problems
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Welcome to the Real World of Virginia
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• The Ideas that Conquered the World
• what are the ideas you use to understand the world?
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I Have Never Known a World
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• If the real world were like the internet
• The World Turned Upside Down
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• now I'm down in it
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I know more when I'm alone
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When Worlds Collide
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• Real World (user)
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking

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