Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sometimes I have node ideas when I'm in the real world. I write them down"

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• War in Iraq, pacifism, and the real world
• When living we have need of Death
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• The world has conquered them
• How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
• when we owned the world
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Leaving The Real World
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I know more when I'm alone
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• The World Turned Upside Down
• now I'm down in it
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I remember when we built real forts
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I Have Never Known a World
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• The Ideas that Conquered the World
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• When Worlds Collide
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Ethics in the Real World
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• what are the ideas you use to understand the world?
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• When the walls go down
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Welcome to the Real World of Virginia
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• I walk around when I'm high
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.

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