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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• To live in a real world
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Long Haired Preachers
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• When water chokes you
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• War in Iraq, pacifism, and the real world
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Let's tear down build up smashing a new world
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Leaving The Real World
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm not this cool in real life
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• when corporations run the world
• When I have female children
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• on nights when I think it's a good idea to stay up all night working on shrimp liberation renderings
• I walk around when I'm high
• The World Turned Upside Down
• now I'm down in it
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Stoned music memories
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• A World of Ideas
• You don't have any real problems
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You, standing
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• The world has conquered them
• ideas that will save world
• When did the World get so old?
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Welcome to the Real World of Virginia

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