Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- Madmen have a world all their own
- War in Iraq, pacifism, and the real world
- When living we have need of Death
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- The world has conquered them
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- when we owned the world
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Leaving The Real World
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- The impossibility of costumed superhero vigilantism in the real world
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I know more when I'm alone
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- The World Turned Upside Down
- now I'm down in it
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Real World Road Rules Challenge
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I remember when we built real forts
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I Have Never Known a World
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- The Ideas that Conquered the World
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- When Worlds Collide
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Ethics in the Real World
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
- When Bobby Comes Down
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- what are the ideas you use to understand the world?
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- When the walls go down
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Welcome to the Real World of Virginia
- Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
- I walk around when I'm high
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
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