Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- /but what was the question?
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- He smiles but it's not real.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Love cookies
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- i know you are but what am i
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
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