I think that I date
d one of these once. She was very domineering. I mean she walked on the ground I worshiped. Really I mean this gal was pretty bad, a real Werewolf with matching shoes and handbag
. And she was a geek girl
too, she used to beat me with a Cat-5 o' nine tails
, and strap me to the backside of circut board
s (you know the side with all the pointy bits
) with scsi
cables and then throw CDs at me all the while shouting "Whose got root
access now bitch
!" There was one particularly harrowing evening when she was in a particularly bad mood, she forced me to take the MCSE tests while she flogged my scrotum
with a null-modem cable.
I think I'll stick to nice girl
s from now on.