I met Lee
in high school, and I thought she was the prettiest girl
I had ever met. Witchiepoo
and I were best friends
although we never talked about it, and Witchiepoo
was friends with Lee. I wasn't, really... I was just acquainted
moved away when we were in the 10th grade
and I was pretty much alone in high school after that.
After we graduated
, I ended up reacquainted with both Witchiepoo
and Lee. For a couple months
, we all hung out together like a little cool girl clique
. Then for some reason, it was just Lee
and I. We moved in together and lived together as room mates off and on for the next five years
. Then Lee did the same thing to me as she had done to Witchiepoo - she disposed of me like a dirty diaper she'd found hidden behind the dressing table
. I was quite distraught.
Then L Boogie Mojo
and I back together. It was a joyous reunion
, punctuated by long hours on the telephone
and lots of catching up. Then it hit us.
These are the Lee Stories
, listed here in rough chronological order. Enter at your own risk.
Jennifer, Is She Your Friend?
Shit On My Chest
Ian and the Magic Towel
An Apparition on a Wet, Black Bough
My Mother and I Love Your Butt
He Really Wasn't That Great
Garage Sale - Feelings Free, Take Them All!
Jen, I Really Hate Him
Don't ever lend out your pants
KKKill The Fetus
Chapstick is a Bad Lubricant
24 Karat Orange
I Have to Check and See if They Wear Panties
The $20,000 Boyfriend
I Love Cincinnati
Before You Hear It From Someone Else
KKKill The Fetus, Part II
The End of a Friendship