1: I walked into a strip club to use the toilet. I found a clean cubicle, where I sat. A young woman came into the cubicle with me and showed me some hairdresser's scissors. She wanted to cut my hair. I saw used syringes on the small bench, and suspected she was a junkie, so I declined the haircut and left the premises.

2: I was playing croquet with an enormous wooden ball. I had to get a bigger hammer to be able to hit the ball. This didn't seem strange at all.

3: A flash of a little girl's face in close-up. Blonde curly hair, apple-pie cheeks. She was contentedly puffing a huge Cuban cigar.

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
Sigmund Freud

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