What a great setup
- I mean, you're completely free
of being held responsible
for your actions under an agreement
if its terms bind you this way. You can't go off breaching trust
or your contract
, but you can fuck up
your operation and lose out on your end product
and not be sued
But then so can the other party... In most cases contract law is mutually beneficial that way.
defines the word Indemnify
as "to save harmless" and if you spend any amount of time perusing legalese
you should note yet another gaping hole
in the diction
used within document
s and article
ing on the law.
An English prof
would have a fit.
I sometimes give cubicle sermons- preach
ing in legalese to the other drone
s around me when I get hyperactive
. In my best Jim Bakker
voice, I beg
for Indemnification for behaving in such a way.
"Whereas I ask for you to Indemnify and Save Me Harmless from the
evils of the Cubicle Nazi for my rants and preachings, but I cannot STOP!
We cannot stop the madness, can we?"
"Hell, No!" a voice cries from the other side of the partition.
"And we, the employee are known herein as the peon. Peons say Amen"
"Amen!" cries the voice.
I get weird looks from people when I get like this.