Findings:
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- How to get off the phone
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- I don't get many things right the first time
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I didn't change anything!
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- didn't
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- Let's not, and say we didn't
- I wish I didn't live in the city
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- I didn't know what to say
- I didn't want him
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- We Didn't Go to Harvard
- I Didn't Know
- We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You didn't feel anything, did you
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- We saved each other, didn't we?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- i didn't fall in love; i grew in love
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- The drugs get you ready
- You get what you pay for
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- Get drunk on History
- it gets thick
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Get my groove on
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- get a wiggle on
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- I never get mail
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Let's Get Killed
- Jack Gets Up
- get with the program
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- get well card
- Get used to it
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Get In Shape Girl
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