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First we had Occam's Razor. Then we had Hickam's dictum. In confusion, we invented the Duck Test. But finally, we have the one trite epistemological aphorism to rule them all: Newton's flaming laser sword!

Coined by philosopher Mike Alder, Newton's flaming laser sword is a particularly confining device, trimming all of human knowledge to that that can be proven through scientific experimentation, right now. It is commonly summarized as "what cannot be settled by experiment is not worth debating", although Alder himself gives a somewhat longer definition:

"In its weakest form it says that we should not dispute propositions unless they can be shown by precise logic and/or mathematics to have observable consequences. In its strongest form it demands a list of observable consequences and a formal demonstration that they are indeed consequences of the proposition claimed."

His first example of this is the famous quandary,…


I met God one night at a party at Eric’s place. It was about a month ago. Eric. Short guy, dark hair. Wears jackboots all the time. 

Eric had a keg of beer and God showed up around ten. There was a band called The Locusts. They opened with “Twenty Flight Rock”.

My dress was red and my hair was piled high and God flirted with me shamelessly. He kissed me and left rainbows. The Locusts sang “Love is All Around Me” by The Troggs. 

We oohed and…


The walls are pink in Katie's world

Katie's like most other girls

but Katie can’t come out to play

or Katie isn’t here today

Katie's yellow Katie's blue

the lights are off in Katie's room

Katie’s here and Katie’s there

Katie could be anywhere

was she depressed did she seem sad

you hate to ask a mother that

she hasn’t called she hasn’t written

TV says that Katie’s…

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June 4: SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It ends. Rewards will be announced shortly.

June 4: Aesop's Birthday.

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June 16: Bloomsday.

June 19: Juneteenth.

June 21: Summer solstice (northern hemisphere) and winter solstice (southern hemisphere).

June 28: Tau Day.

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