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MC Telemachus is also famed for his translations from the original Greek. This fragment was found amongst his juvenalia.

Yo, listen to me sista
And I’ll tell you of a mista
Spent ten years floating in the middle sea.
Pretending that he’s lost
And he counts no cost
Gotta get back home to his Penelope.

Yo man Odysseus
He go home dissin us
He be telling stories of the siren ho
He say he ain’t kissin us
That he never missin us
Faithful to his queen like Ivanhoe.

From Ithaca to Troy
If you followed your boy
You can row it on your own before the end of July.
So to leave you home in tears
While he takes ten years?

Baby,

It’s a lie.

 

 

Sort of part of reQuest 2018. May contain malapropisms.

 

 

 

 

Mike broke into the high school to destroy Anna's art project

his steps sent echoes up and down the hallways

afterwards he wondered why he hadn't done some real damage 

 

Fred sleeps alone in the back of the drugstore

he works till 12,  sleeps till 6 then works another shift

In 2017, there were an incredibly painful number of senseless and infuriating murders in the United States. On October 1st, 2017, Steven Paddock a semi-retired professional gambler, opened fire on a crowd of people attending a music festival, killing 50 people and injuring 500, in the worst mass shooting in US History. Paddock, a man whose previous problems seem to have been limited to surliness and rootlessness, seemingly had no motive for doing this. A month later, Devin…

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